If you don’t want this job, I’ll find someone who does.
I don’t pay you to think.
I won’t have you on eBay/ESPN/Facebook/etc. while you’re on the clock.
I’ll take it under advisement.
Who gave you permission to do that?
Drop everything and DO THIS NOW!
Don’t bring me problems. Bring me solutions.
Sounds like a personal problem to me.
I have some feedback for you … and everyone here feels the same way.
In these times, you’re lucky to have a job at all.
I agree with most of these except for the eBay/ESPN/Facebook example. I think people should work when at work and do those other things at home or during off hours. I don’t think that’s too much to ask. The rest of her examples are pretty much no-brainers.