If you donâ€™t want this job, Iâ€™ll find someone who does.
I donâ€™t pay you to think.
I wonâ€™t have you on eBay/ESPN/Facebook/etc. while youâ€™re on the clock.
Iâ€™ll take it under advisement.
Who gave you permission to do that?
Drop everything and DO THIS NOW!
Donâ€™t bring me problems. Bring me solutions.
Sounds like a personal problem to me.
I have some feedback for you â€¦ and everyone here feels the same way.
In these times, youâ€™re lucky to have a job at all.
I agree with most of these except for the eBay/ESPN/Facebook example. I think people should work when at work and do those other things at home or during off hours. I don’t think that’s too much to ask. The rest of her examples are pretty much no-brainers.