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I Found this on facebook and thought it was pretty funny:


Sadly, a lot of people don’t realize it’s their own money and instead treat it like found money.


April 12, 2013

Front Page of WSJ April 12, 2013
Bryan Shaw (right) passing cash to Scott London

What a couple of idiots! Everyone knows when you hand off money like that, it’s supposed to be wrapped in a newspaper. Geez!

The items in the song “12 Days of Christmas” now cost over $107,000.

That’s a 6.1% increase over last year.

Good thing no one actually wants most of those items (except for maybe gold rings).

Politics Humor

I saw this ad in Sports Illustrated and doctored it up a bit. Red Sox fans will know what I’m talking about.

Terry Francona and Joe Torre

AFM reader, Anna, posted a link to this quote from Shaquille O’Neal’s book Shaq Uncut: My Story* yesterday in a comment. I thought it was worth sharing because it made me laugh:

NOTE: “Lester” is Shaq’s accountant.

One of the things I invested in when I first got to Orlando was some coin-operated car washes. We were doing really well, making a lot of money, but one day Lester called me up and told me the numbers weren’t matching up. The profits we should have had were not the same numbers that were being deposited in the bank.

“Don’t worry, Lester,” I told him, but he was freaking out about it. He even flew to Orlando to discuss it with me. He calculated we were missing almost a quarter million dollars.

It took me awhile, but I finally came clean with him, I showed Lester my bedroom, where there was a whole bunch of wooden rain barrels full of quarters.

Lester said, “Shaquille, what the hell is this? Is this the missing money?”

“Yes”, I admitted. “Lester, I can’t help it. I like seeing my money. Come here, run your fingers through all these quarters. It’s awesome.”

Love it.

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